There are things
that Malaysians may not put on a tourism poster but remove them from our lives
and there would be an immediate national complaint.
1. Air-conditioning
Malaysia is hot. We
know this. Yet every year we behave as though the weather has personally
betrayed us. Walk into an air-conditioned shopping centre and watch the
transformation. Within seconds, everyone looks happier. The humble
air-conditioner may be one of Malaysia’s modern necessities.
2. The plastic bag
We are trying to
reduce them, and quite rightly. But Malaysians have spent decades perfecting
the art of using one plastic bag to carry another plastic bag containing
smaller plastic bags. Somewhere in almost every Malaysian kitchen there is a
mysterious collection of bags that nobody remembers keeping. Throw them away
and, six months later, you will need one. This is the law of Malaysian
household physics.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org
3. The WhatsApp
family group
No Malaysian family
is complete without one. Good morning pictures. Religious reminders. Recipes.
Health warnings. Fake news. Birthday wishes. Somebody forwarding something from
somebody who knows somebody. And then there is the relative who sends a seven-minute
video at 6.43am. Nobody asked for it. Everybody watches it.
4. The parcel
arriving
Online shopping has
changed us. There was a time when buying something meant getting into the car,
finding parking, walking around a shop and actually speaking to another human
being. Now we press a few buttons and wait. For a brief moment, even if we
ordered something completely unnecessary, life feels wonderful.
5. The favourite
parking space
Malaysians will
drive around a car park for five minutes to find a parking space that is
approximately six metres closer to the entrance. We know it makes little sense.
We do it anyway. And when someone pulls into “our” space just before us? That
person has committed an offence against the entire nation.
6. The five-minute
rain
There are few things
more Malaysian than leaving the house under a blazing sun and returning in what
appears to be the aftermath of a tropical disaster. The rain arrives without
invitation. Roads flood. Shoes become swimming pools. Motorcyclists disappear
under ponchos. And someone inevitably says: “Good for the plants.” Ten minutes
later the sun is back.
7. The discount
Tell a Malaysian
something costs RM100 and nobody reacts. Tell them it is now RM79.90 and
suddenly there is interest. Put the words SALE, PROMOTION or LAST
DAY next to it and we become completely different people. We may not need
the thing. But we certainly need it at 30 per cent off.
8. The familiar
shopkeeper
There is something
comforting about walking into a shop and hearing: “Usual one?” It means
somebody remembers you.
In an increasingly
digital world of QR codes, apps and automated messages, being recognised by
another human being has become surprisingly valuable. The coffee may be
ordinary. The relationship isn’t.
9. The ability to
complain — together
This deserves
recognition. Malaysians can turn almost anything into a group discussion.
Traffic? Discuss.
Prices? Discuss.
Weather? Discuss.
Parking? Discuss.
But underneath the
complaining is something rather endearing. We like sharing experiences. A
Malaysian rarely suffers an inconvenience silently when there are three other
people nearby who can be invited into the conversation.
10. “Never mind,
lah.”
Perhaps this is our
most important national survival mechanism.
-Plans change.
-The restaurant is
full.
-The rain starts.
-The car won’t
start.
-Someone is late.
-Something doesn’t
work.
Eventually comes the
Malaysian response: “Never mind, lah.” It does not necessarily mean we are
happy. It means we have decided that being angry is probably more exhausting
than carrying on. And perhaps that is the real secret of Malaysia. We have
learned to live with contradiction. We complain about the heat but complain
when it rains. We complain about traffic but still drive everywhere. We
complain about prices but hunt for the next promotion. We complain about
WhatsApp messages and then send them ourselves. We are an imperfect, slightly
chaotic, occasionally exasperating country. But it is our chaos. And perhaps
the things we hold dear are not the grand national symbols at all. They are the
little everyday rituals that make an ordinary Tuesday in Malaysia feel
unmistakably Malaysian. Even if that Tuesday involves sweating, traffic, a
WhatsApp video from Auntie and a parcel that we did not need.
Reference:
The Ten
Things Malaysians Secretly Cannot Live Without, The Daily Durian, Newswav,
30 August 2026




